A warm summer is all you look forward to here in nowhere-land. And then we have this, record low temperatures for summer.

"I think it's terrible," said Tropics server Nadia Sarkarat, 19, of Waukesha. "This is August. People should be going to the Wisconsin Dells, not walking around in winter coats."

Sarkarat was bundled up in four layers, including a long-sleeved T-shirt and hooded sweat shirt, but she still wished she had brought gloves to fend off the biting winds.

Can somebody up there please send us a few scorchers?