I've read the first chapter of Dubliners and I can tell this is going to be a difficult read. I will finish it.
I just had a long conversation with a friend.
I bought a new phone. It's my first flip-top. I usually buy candy-bar phones so I feel dirty. Although I spell it flip-top with a hyphen, I'm not sure what the correct spelling actually is.
There was a tornado watch today. I would never take these watches and warnings seriously until my car was damaged with golf ball sized hail. Now I stay indoors whenever there's a problem. It's nice and sunny now though.
There's ivy growing on my windows. It goes.
Stupid France let South Korea equalize. Zidane got a yellow card. Now, this could very possibly be his last match. It's such a thrill watching football on the telly! It won't last for too long though.
They've already started advertising for the fall TV season. Too early according to me.
I miss Scrubs and Grey's Anatomy.
Which phone?
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ANTIBODY
against everyone
ARTERY
the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA
back door to a cafeteria
BANDAGES
The Rolling Stones
BARIUM
what you do when CPR fails
BENIGN
what you be after you be eight
BOTULISM
tendency to make mistakes
BOWEL
letters like A, E, I, O, or U
CAESAREAN SECTION
a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY
advanced study of poker playing
CAT SCAN
searching for ones lost kitty
CAUTERIZE
made eye contact with her
COLIC
a sheep dog
COMA
a punctuation mark
CONGENITAL
friendly
CORTIZONE
the local courthouse
D & C
where Washington is
DILATE
to live longer
ENEMA
not a friend
ENTERITIS
a penchant for burglary
ER
the things on your head that you hear with
FESTER
quicker
FIBRILLATE
to tell lies
G.I. SERIES
baseball games between teams of soldiers
GENES
blue denim slacks
GENITAL
non-Jewish
GRIPPE
what you do to a suitcase
HANGNAIL
a coathook
HEMORRHOID
a male from outer space
HERPES
what women do in the Ladies Room
HORMONES
what a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid
ICU
peek-a-boo
IMPOTENT
distinguished, well known
INPATIENT
tired of waiting
LABOR PAIN
hurt at work
MEDICAL STAFF
a doctor's cane
MINOR OPERATION
somebody else's
MORBID
a higher offer
NITRATE
lower than day rate
NODE
was aware of
ORGAN TRANSPLANT
what you do to your piano when you move
ORGANIC
church musician
OUTPATIENT
a person who has fainted
PARALYZE
two far-fetched stories
PATHOLOGICAL
a reasonable way to go
PHARMACIST
person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
PLASTER CAST
the drunk roadies backstage at a rock concert
POST-OPERATIVE
a letter carrier
PROTEIN
in favor of young people
RECOVERY ROOM
place to upholster furniture
RECTUM
what happened to the Corvette
RED BLOOD COUNT
Dracula
RHEUMATIC
amorous
SALINE
where you go on your boyfriend's boat
SECRETION
hiding anything
SEROLOGY
study of English knighthood
SURGERY
a reason to get an uninterruptible power supply
STERILE SOLUTION
not using the elevator during a fire
TABLET
a small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS
getting sick at the airport
TIBIA
country in North Africa
TRIPLE BYPASS
better than a quarterback sneak
TUMOR
an extra pair
URINE
opposite of "you're out"
VARICOSE
very close
VEIN
conceited
Please tell me you atleast took a basic cable subscription to watch all the matches on ESPN. Please tell me you are not just watching matches on ABC over the weekend. How about a baby step of taking a one month trial subscription just for the the month of June-July. Cable is NOT Satan!
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